Funny Quotes About Families

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Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
— Wayne H.
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
— Penelope Lombard
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I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that's all that matters.
— Lance Armstrong
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
— Ashleigh Brilliant

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
— Evan Esar
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
— Ogden Nash
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In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
— Margaret Laurence
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When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
— George Bernard Shaw
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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
— Bertrand Russell
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
— Michael Levine
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
— Erma Bombeck
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I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me like a stranger.
— August Wilson, The Piano Lesson
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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
— Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages
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Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.
— Benson Bruno, Evergreens Are Prudish
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If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
— Cary Grant